Mail Order Dyke

put it into words

Fri, 01 Apr 2011 02:37:32 -0400

Just don't do it.

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 17:02:02 -0500

Text anyone you’ve slept with at 3am after the bars close for any reason. Inevitably the next day, you’ll remember you did it and die a little inside. Why? Because it looks like a booty call. Just….

Just don't do it.

Sun, 20 Feb 2011 16:40:01 -0500

Just don't do it.

lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber: Heeeeehehehehehehehehehehehe. Lo...

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 01:13:23 -0500

lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber:

Heeeeehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Love it. And that site.

waiting out the sting.

Wed, 16 Feb 2011 16:56:25 -0500

waiting out the sting.

That awkward moment you think about someone all the time and then you realize they probably never think about you.

Fri, 07 Jan 2011 14:08:23 -0500

femmeandrogyne:

brokenheartshurt:

Story of my life.

Except for the mad scary man that someone added. Wtf haha.

leilockheart: quote submitted maslabpokita

Wed, 05 Jan 2011 10:48:47 -0500

leilockheart:

quote submitted maslabpokita

Just Don't Do It

Tue, 04 Jan 2011 06:30:27 -0500

Just Don't Do It:

Sing karaoke at a bar because you think the lyrics will stick it to someone. Unless you’re professionally trained, you will inevitably stumble over your words, you’ll fall behind, and it wont sound…

Just Don't Do It

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 23:45:01 -0500

Just Don't Do It

Nothing Hurts More...

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 21:58:55 -0500

Nothing Hurts More...:

… than when, during a sexual drought, an incredibly attractive woman says to you “Oh, I’m flexible!”

Even though you know she’s just talking about whether she cares if you bag her raw meat and…

Go Me.

Mon, 03 Jan 2011 15:54:14 -0500

Horoscope 2011

CANCER - The Beauty
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s Love is one of a kind.. Very romantic.. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

leilockheart: By Denise Fabella

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 15:34:26 -0500

leilockheart:

By Denise Fabella

Excellent. leilockheart: quote submitted by xnicola

Wed, 29 Dec 2010 11:27:29 -0500

Excellent.

leilockheart:

quote submitted by xnicola

Tis the season..

Sun, 26 Dec 2010 07:00:34 -0500

Tis the season..

Sat, 25 Dec 2010 11:30:36 -0500

Tis the season..:

..for love. And it turns out I can’t live without Girl Talk or Andrea Gibson.

via ivanastab.tumblr

It’s only been roughly 32 hours since I’ve been introduced to either one of them,…

Christmas List

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 21:34:24 -0500

Dear Santa,
I only have a few things on my list this year.. I’ll understand if you can’t get all of them, but at least one or two would be nice. I was really good this year. I did the dishes. I took out the trash. I cleaned my room (at least twice). I told my PLP that she was pretty almost every single day. And I got my oil changed within 5,000 miles every time. I deserve this.

1. Katherine Moennig

via: thektownexpressvia: fanpop.com
2. Daniela Sea

via: genderqueer

via: buddytv.com
3. Chris Pureka

via: kexp.org
via: joshcohenwrites

So there you have it. I’ve included names and two pictures of each, just to avoid any confusion. It’s a short list, I’m not asking for much. Please let me know what you can do. I know you can make this happen. You’re magic.
Love always,
Me

Future Wife

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 17:16:30 -0500

Future Wife

Mail Order Dyke on Dating

Sat, 18 Dec 2010 02:31:02 -0500

This dating thing would be so much easier if I could just pick a nice gal out of a catalog and have her over-nighted to my doorstep.

Mail Order Dyke

Sat, 18 Dec 2010 01:53:24 -0500

Mail Order Dyke:

Working on a new blog. Thought tumblr might help. It’s about my misadventures in dating. Hopefully someone will get a laugh out of it.

I’ll be stealing your pictures for it, but don’t worry, I’ll credit and link. Always.