Mail Order Dyke

April 1, 2011 2:37 am
put it into words
February 20, 2011 5:02 pm
Just don't do it.

Text anyone you’ve slept with at 3am after the bars close for any reason. Inevitably the next day, you’ll remember you did it and die a little inside. Why? Because it looks like a booty call. Just….

4:40 pm
Just don't do it.
February 18, 2011 1:13 am
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lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber:

Heeeeehehehehehehehehehehehe.

Love it. And that site.

February 16, 2011 4:56 pm
waiting out the sting.
January 7, 2011 2:08 pm

That awkward moment you think about someone all the time and then you realize they probably never think about you.

femmeandrogyne:

brokenheartshurt:

 Story of my life.

Except for the mad scary man that someone added. Wtf haha.

(Source: hospital-forr-souls)

January 5, 2011 10:48 am
leilockheart: quote submitted maslabpokita

leilockheart:

quote submitted maslabpokita

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January 4, 2011 6:30 am
Just Don't Do It

Sing karaoke at a bar because you think the lyrics will stick it to someone. Unless you’re professionally trained, you will inevitably stumble over your words, you’ll fall behind, and it wont sound…

January 3, 2011 11:45 pm
Just Don't Do It
9:58 pm
Nothing Hurts More...

… than when, during a sexual drought, an incredibly attractive woman says to you “Oh, I’m flexible!”

Even though you know she’s just talking about whether she cares if you bag her raw meat and…